WARNING: If you do not like gore or blood do NOT read on.
I totally slice myself open with a brand new razor while shaving in the shower, and this morning I did it the worst I have done it in six or seven years. This meant the shower looked like we had been filming psycho in it. Seriously about a one inch gash in my thigh that would not stop bleeding. Pile of blood stained tissue in the trash. It looks like I was performing bad battlefield surgery on the toilet seat. And the worst part is, it wasn't from a particularly bad shave. It was from when I went to rinse the blade in the stream of water from the shower and just drug it across my thigh. OUCH! I would advise against that.
Seriously I had to use band-aids (two of them) to cover it to go to work because the boo boo brushing up against my skirt was killing me!!!
4 comments:
OMG! you should totally write a slasher movie where the woman accidentally becomes a zombie killer from cutting herself with a haunted razor.
That would be kind of awesome.
I was just going to proffer sympathy, but I have to say that THAT is an excellent idea for a screenplay.
Verification: Squalias
What SpongeBob uses when he doesn't want to be recognized.
This is such a chick-post.
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