So I had an insane dream last night (after a little drinking and staying up late). I dreamed that Chris Plummer and I and I think Chrissy went to see a drag show, but it was sort of the worst drag show ever. There was a skinny, goofy really-ugly drag queen who couldn't sing and didn't really look like he had put that much effort into looking like a woman, and he was actually trying to sing rather then lip synch. The other main performer was a very hairy man in a ball gown who might have been a good drag queen if he had shaved his excessive body hair, but who also had a big reddish-pink still healing bypass surgery scar across his chest which you could blatantly see.
Chrissy and Chris start to heckle the shitty drag queens, which is fine for a while. Then the drag queens start heckling back, and then there is yelling and suddenly the drag queens are pulling guns and then suddenly Chris and Chrissy are pulling guns and then we have to run out of there in the middle of a gunfight, and when we finally get out (unscathed) the dream is over.
My advice would be to make sure that Chris and Chrissy are unarmed when you go to a drag show with them.
Where's Beebo?! There she is!!!
11 years ago
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... Who has gun fights in their dreams?
I do, apparently, but I didn't get to have a gun--only Chrissy and Chris had guns.
apparently i'm just that serious about bad drag shows.
who is chris plummer, though?
Yes, but did you dream of your Johnny?
Yeah, was this the Chris Plummer who stole the show in "Dracula 2000?"
Chris Plummer is my friend from graduate school, and he is whip smart witty and funny as hell, and a large bear of a gay man from the middle of nowhere Eastern Washington.
i thought you were on a first name basis with Christopher Plumber
That's who I thought it was, too.
Amanda Duffy once did that Christopher Plummer's make-up.
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