Why do I want to spend my days off on the couch

I have tons to do today, and I just want to watch Netflix on the couch. Moonlight Mile right now, then maybe some children of God and then maybe some MI5, but I have laundry to do, phone calls to make, and I need to ensure I don't suck at my audition this weekend. So what am I doing? Sitting on the couch. That's right. And still in my jammie.